Q: What's the difference between Enlightened Pyramid and a normal publishing company?
A: Normal publishing companies are filthy rich media prostitutes. We're not filthy rich.
Q: Why won't chicks (or dudes) date me?
A: We don't know. We can guess but if we hurt your feelings you won't buy our books.
Q: Where's Piscataway, New Jersey?
A: In New Jersey.
Q: If a tree fell in a forest and there was nobody there to hear it, would it make a sound?
A: Yes.
Q: If everything's made out of atoms, and particles have space between them, why are objects solid?
A: Nobody really knows, not even Steven Hawking. Some people act like they do, but they're just pretending so they can date chicks (or dudes), an act that doesn't really work.
Q: If Superman and God got in a fight, who would win?
A: God would just flick Superman away with his finger.