“Unuseless” Invention #19:
Honest Husband Hat™
Peace of Mind for Solicitous Spouses
The senses don’t shut off just because you’re in a relationship. If boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands, and other miscellaneous partners didn’t instinctively notice members of the opposite sex, they probably wouldn’t be paired up in the first place.  But now here’s a way to help that special someone retain focus and tune out unneeeded distractions. With a picture of his (or her) mate clipped in place, the Honest Husband Hat™ assures that the wearer won’t break promises he made as soon as he’s out the door. (Just in case, however, photos can be easilly switched and the Hat used in the next relationship as well…and even the one after that.)